I got this email from a friend and thought it was worth posting...anyone ever feel like this?
"Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn." -- Benjamin Franklin
AAADD
KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ!
Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
Somehow I feel better even though I have it!!
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the
table,
put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
and notice that the can is full.
So, I decide
to put the bills back
on the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think,
since I 'm going to be near the mailbox
when I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my check book off the table,
and see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
so I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.
I'm going to look for my checks,
but first I need to push the Pepsi aside
so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The Pepsi is getting warm,
and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,
a vase of flowers on the counter
catches my eye--they need water.
I put the Pepsi on the counter and
discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put
them back on my desk,
but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter,
fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table..
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I'll be looking for the remote,
but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
but first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers,
but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back on the table,
get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to
remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
the car isn't washed
the bills aren't paid
there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter
the flowers don't have enough water,
there is still only 1 check in my check
book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day,
and I'm really tired.
I realize this is
a serious problem,
and I'll try to get some help for it,
but first I'll check my e-mail....
Do me a favor.
Forward this message to everyone you know,
because I don't remember who the hell I've
sent it to.
Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!








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Good question :-) Not sure how to solve that problem!
Melissa.
Hey, did you have a video camera on me this weekend? I try desperately not to do this as I move from room to room. It just happens!!!
Sad but funny in a way.
I was exactly the same way and was thought to have ADD, but found out it was all medication related on my own, namely Xanax and Wellbutrin. Sad I thought I was having early senility all that time. The medicine side effects were worse than what it was prescribed for. I'm thankful I decided the medicine wasn't helping me so I stopped them........my life and "most" of my mind returned after 5 years of near total confusion and the sad loss of a relationship that couldn't handle it.
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