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24 hrs to live

Barry  returned from a doctor's visit one day and told  his wife,  Carolyn,  the doctor said that he only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping  away her tears, he  asked her to make love with him.  Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said:'Honey, now I only have 18  hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?' 
Carolyn agreed and again they made love.
Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left.
He touched Carolyn's shoulder and said,"Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die."
She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep

Barry,  however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until  he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up.
'Honey, I only have four hours left! Could  we...?'
 His  wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said,'Listen Barry, I'm not being funny...but I have to get Up in the morning… I have a  funeral and you don't.'

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miranda234

awww thats really sad... it touches my heart :(

damsell

Amanda, it was a joke.

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labelfree

LOL!~

xox

 

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labelfree

LOL!~

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arbizusucely

WOW!!!! Maybe she could be more passionate and have the last you know. Because she might never see him again and never have him again in her hands and arms. I'm just saying. You know he is not going to bother her again.NEVER!!

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