Ques: where can men over the age of 60 find younger,sexy women who are interested in them? Ans: Try a bookstore,under Fiction......

Ques: what can a man do while his wife is going thru menopause? Ans:Keep busy.If you're handy with tools,you can finish the basement.When you're done,you will have a place to live....

Ques: someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible...Is that true? Where can i be found? Ans: Yes.Matthew 14:92: "and Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt."

Ques: how can you increase the heart rate of your over-60 yr-old husband? Ans: Tell him you're pregnant.

Ques: how can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? Ans: Take off your glasses.

Ques: Seriously!What can i do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? Ans: Go braless. It usually pull them out.

Ques: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking? Ans: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Ques: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? Ans: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.

Ques:As people age, do they sleep more soundly? Ans: Yes,but usually in the afternoon.

Ques: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? Ans: on their foreheads.

Ques: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? Ans: < / I >"GOSH,I remember these !"

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